Art Tatum was a jazz piano player of genius who was blind for much of his life and an enthusiastic drinker. Often, he insisted on driving. In Too Marvelous for Words: The Life and Genius of Art Tatum (Oxford, 1994), James Lester writes: “Art seems to have had a love affair with cars, and once told friends that his greatest regret in life was not being able to drive.” But that didn’t stop him. Lester reports a story from the 1940’s told by Al Hibbler, a singer with Duke Ellington’s orchestra who was also blind:
“I thought, ‘Man,
I’m crazy, sittin’ up here and I’m going to let this blind fool drive me? I’m a
fool—and the keys were in the ignition! I’m getting out of here—and he ain’t
driving me. I can see better ’n you can! I ain’t going to let you drive me all
over.’ He got real mad about it. But it passed over, you know. . . . he’s drunk
and I’m drunk. We both drunk as fools. Sittin’ up there drinkin’ all night and
singin’. He wasn’t going to try it with me! Art could see just a little bit—but
not well enough to drive no car. And I knew it and he knew it.”
Elsewhere,
Lester refers to Tatum as a “blind navigator” and recounts the time he took his
cousin Chauncey Long’s Model A and drove it into a tree. Perhaps it was pride,
a blind man trying not to be dependent on others. After reporting that Ray
Charles once demolished his own car, Lester writes: “For the visually
handicapped to wish to be more mobile is certainly not surprising.”
Tatum’s
opposite are people who never learn to drive – a choice that makes one, among Americans, a worrisome freak. Vladimir Nabokov never learned. He estimated
that between 1949 and 1959, VĂ©ra, his wife, drove him more than 150,000 miles
on lepping expeditions across the continent. The writer who documented roadside
America in Lolita couldn’t drive, but
seems not to have had anything against automobiles and driving, unlike Guy Davenport.
A sub-theme present in many of Davenport’s essays is the evil of cars and
their impact on the world. In “The Symbol of the Archaic” he derides “. . . the
automobile, the machine that stole the city’s rationale for being, and made us
all gypsies and barbarians camping in the ruins of the one unit of civilization
which man has thus far evolved.”
In “Whitman”
(!) he writes: “The largest American business is the automobile, the mechanical
cockroach that has eaten our cities; that and armaments.” In “The Indian and
His Image” he refers to “the American God, the Automobile.”
I’m
sympathetic, but in a vacuum. I’ve driven for five-sixths of my life but have
never enjoyed it. Driving is not relaxing. It’s work, like assembling Ikea furniture but
more dangerous. The surest way to depress myself is to try calculating all the
money I have spent in my life on automobiles – their purchase and maintenance,
fuel, insurance, repairs and so on. Cars are the third-most common and tedious topic of conversation, after politics and sports. At my first three newspapers, I lived close
enough to the office to walk there, and often did. Houston is unimaginable
without a car. In the Whitman essay, Davenport notes that “a man in an
automobile is as active as a sloth.”
[All the essays quoted can be found in Davenport's The Geography of the Imagination (North Point Press, 1981).]
As it happens, Davenport's November, 1994 piece, "The Comic Muse" (a review of "The Oxford Book of Comic Verse") is up at the New Criterion website (www.newcriterion.com). Scroll down to the bottom.
ReplyDeleteI should have noted, regarding Davenport's article in the New Criterion that, once you get down to the bottom of the page, you need to click on "Archive."
ReplyDeleteNot that anyone asked, but it's National Biographer's Day today. I must confess I have never heard of such, but can well imagine why May 16th was chosen. Be sure to celebrate accordingly.
ReplyDeleteTwo b's or not two b's? It's Al Hibbler. (is it true that all newspapermen hate editors?)
ReplyDeleteDave McKenna never learned to drive, but he got around pretty well on a keyboard.