“Well,
what have we here? The funeral of a Grand Exalted Pishposh of the Odd Fellows,
of an East Side Tammany leader, of an aged and much-respected brothel-keeper? Nay.
What we have here is the funeral of Ralph Waldo Emerson. It was thus that New
England lavished the loveliest fruits of the Puritan aesthetic upon the bier of
her greatest son. It was thus that Puritan Kultur
mourned a philosopher.”
Lately,
in my heart and mind if not always in print, Emerson has been my favorite punching
bag, the convenient cause of all our ills. I use him as the scapegoat for
whatever outrage the new day brings, just as John Derbyshire once characterized
him as “a key progenitor of modern smiley-face liberalism.” Seasoned readers of
Mencken will recognize familiar targets, including fraternal organizations,
politicians and Puritans. Elsewhere, Mencken describes Emerson as “little more
than an importer and popularizer of German and French ideas [sound familiar?],”
“a theological prophet and ethical platitudinarian,”a writer who “was turned
off into mazes of contradiction and unintelligibility by his ethical obsession –the
unescapable burden of his Puritan heritage.”
The
other two panels in Mencken’s American triptych are devoted to Edgar Allan Poe
and James Harlan (1820-1899), the latter a U.S. senator and Secretary of the Interior
under Andrew Johnson (Mencken mistakenly says Lincoln). Poe gives Mencken the
pleasure of writing: “And so he rests: thrust among Presbyterians by a Methodist
and formally damned by a Baptist.” Harlan, he reminds us, was responsible for
firing Walt Whitman from his job as clerk in the Interior Department because he
was scandalized by Leaves of Grass.
Mencken writes:
“Let
us repair, once a year, to our accustomed houses of worship and there give
thanks to God that one day in 1865 brought together the greatest poet that
America has ever produced and the damndest ass.”
Joseph
Epstein once wrote that he relies on three writers to “lift one out of gloom,
and away from the valley of small and large woes” – Montaigne, Justice Holmes
(in his letters) and Mencken. Good company, all. Mencken, I find, is the most
reliable and the fastest-acting.
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Read Montaigne; that’s the voice
of a man with his legs under his own table, eating the mutton and turnips
raised on his own land. Who will talk like that when the State is everyone’s schoolmaster and employer?
-- C.S. Lewis
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