“Lend me—lend me some disguise; / I will tell prodigious lies; / All who care for what I say / Shall be April Fools to-day!”
This sounds like our understanding
of April Fools’ Day as kids. Low-cost, nothing elaborate, just walk up behind a
guy and scream “Your pants are on fire!” and hilarity ensues. April Fools' Day
came with a relaxation of conventional manners. You could be a jerk and possibly
get away with it. Sixty-five years too late, I pity our poor teachers.
The author of the lines at
the top is Winthrop Mackworth Praed (1802-39), an English writer of vers de
société or what later was called light verse – poems accessible and often
amusing. Philip Larkin was an admirer and Yvor Winters suspected Praed
(pronounced prayed) had an influence on the young E.A. Robinson. I first heard of Praed from Larkin in his address to the Antiquarian
Bookfair in 1972:
“Within reach of my
working chair I have reference books on the right, and twelve poets on the
left: Hardy, Wordsworth, Christina Rossetti, Hopkins, Sassoon, Edward Thomas,
Barnes, Praed, Betjeman, Whitman, Frost and Owen. True, I reach to the right
more often than to the left, but the twelve are there as exemplars. All in all,
therefore, I should miss my books. I like to think I could do without them -- I
like to think I could do without anything -- but indubitably I should miss
them.”
In his poem “April Fools,” Praed assumes foolishness is ubiquitous. We want to be lied to, so long as the
lies substantiate our precious illusions. Though he served in Parliament, Praed
rarely addressed politics. The seventh stanza nicely captures politics
in the twenty-first century:
“And to the world I
publish gaily,
That all things are
improving daily;
That suns grow warmer,
streamlets clearer,
And faith more warm, and
love sincerer;
That children grow
extremely clever,
That sin is seldom known,
or never;
That gas, and steam, and
education,
Are killing sorrow and
starvation!
Pleasant visions!—but
alas,
How those pleasant visions
pass!
If you care for what I
say,
You’re an April Fool
to-day!”
I won’t proselytize for
Praed. By today’s standards his work is old-fashioned – rhyming,
metrically strict. But his poems have a charm about them, an obvious willingness to please readers. In an untitled poem Praed composed his apologia:
“These gifts shall be
unfading signs
That, in his early days,
Some beaming eyes could
read his lines,
Some beauteous lips could
praise;
Fair Lady, from the cup of
bliss
He wants and wishes only
this!
“For he was born a wayward
boy,
To laugh when hopes
deceive him,
To grasp at every fleeting
joy,
And jest at all that leave
him,
To love a quirk, and
loathe a quarrel,
And never care a straw for
laurel.
“And thus, the creature of
a day,
And rather fool than
knave,
And either very gravely
gay
Or very gaily grave,
He cares for nought but
wit and wine,
And flatteries,—such as
this of thine!”
[The Larkin passage can be
found in Required Writing: Miscellaneous Pieces 1955-1982 (1983).]

