Saturday, March 11, 2023

'The Best Dinner-party'

In a July 15, 1924 letter to Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., then an associate justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, Harold Laski writes: 

“I have had an amusing time with [August] Birrell on the best dinner-party to consist only of people in fiction and limited to ten.”

 

As parlor games go, this isn’t bad. Even critics identify good guys and bad guys, charmers and bores, when reading fiction or watching a movie. That may not be sophisticated but it is healthy and human. Birrell (1850-1933) was a British lawyer, politician and literary critic who specialized in appreciation. In an earlier letter, Laski describes Birrell as “a great joy and full of real learning taken with the right leisurely feeling.” Laski continues:

 

“We agreed that Pickwick should head the table and Elizabeth Bennet sit at the bottom. The other guests would be Florizel of Bohemia, Colonel Newcome, Diana of the Crossways, Becky Sharp, Shirley, Dr. Thorne, Barry Lyndon and Manon Lescaut.”

 

The authors, respectively, are Dickens, Austen, Stevenson, Thackeray, Meredith, Thackeray again, Charlotte Brontë, Trollope, Thackeray a third time, and Prévost. A Victorian focus representing the grand age of the novel. The outlier is Manon Lescaut – eighteenth-century and French. No Russians, no Americans. Laski asks Holmes: “Can you better that list taking into account the variety of temper and experience to be fitted in?”

 

In his July 23 reply, Holmes makes no attempt to "better that list," and writes, “At your imaginary dinner who is Br. or Dr. Thorne?” No reply from Laski.

 

One immediately begins assembling a guest list. The first is obvious: Natasha Rostova. You’ve already fallen in love with her. The eponymous heroes of Daniel Deronda, Nostromo and Invisible Man. Valentine Wannop of Parade’s End, without her husband. Misail Poloznev of Chekhov’s My Life (for what he learns). Perhaps Leopold Bloom but definitely not Stephen Dedalus. Mr. Biswas. David Bendiner in Isaac Bashevis Singer’s The Certificate. Robinson Crusoe after he returns to England and takes a shower. Isabel Archer. One looks not necessarily for “good” people but people who have lived, and the experience wasn’t wasted on them. They have something to say worth listening to.

 

Readers, have at it.

 

[All quotations are drawn from the first volume of the two-volume Holmes-Laski Letters, edited by Mark DeWolfe Howe and published by Harvard University Press in 1953.]

6 comments:

Thomas Parker said...

I wouldn't mind sitting between Falstaff and Huck Finn.

Baceseras said...

All right, just for fun, let's give it a try:

Harry Moseby (Gene Hackman in Night Moves)
Renata Bella (Holly Hunter in Once Around)
Mike Kendall (John Hawkes in Small Town Crime)
Isabelle (Marie Riviere in Conte d'automne)
Fanfan la Tulipe (Gerard Philippe in Fanfan la Tulipe)
Eve (Loretta Young in Zoo in Budapest)
Johnny O'Clock (Dick Powell in Johnny O'Clock)
Gail Hendricks (Stella Stevens in The Silencers)
Daryll Deever (William Hurt in Eyewitness)
Lisa Reisert (Rachel McAdams in Red Eye)

[And I the nonfictional fly on the wall!]

Faze said...

My dinner would include Falstaff, Eloise, Sam Weller, Uncle Fred, Philip Marlowe, Moll Flanders, Imogene (Cymbeline), and the members of the Drones Club.

If it were at my house, I might invite Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man, but not H.G. Wells'(I don't want His Transparency following my wife into her dressing room).

Wurmbrand said...

I thought of this group, but there might just be too much wit fizzing here to be bearable.

Elizabeth Bennett
Cordelia Marchmain
Viola
Janet Raden (Buchan's)
Dr. Watson
Kim
Reginald (Saki’s)
Dr. Maturin

Dale Nelson

Busyantine said...

Jeeves (Wodehouse) will be present to admit us
Lodovico Settembrini (Mann, Magic Mountain) a subtle intellectual humanist is our host
Nick Jenkins (Anthony Powell, Dance to the Music of Time) is our Boswell
Tom Jones (Fielding) a handsome young man
Signora Madeline Vesey Neroni (Trollope, Barchester Towers) – the disabled first of three beauties
Virginia Crouchback (Waugh, Sword of Honour)
Lydia Gwilt (Wilkie Collins, Armadale) she may commit murder
Dr. Gideon Fell (John Dickson Carr) – the Chestertonian detective will uncover any crime
The unnamed starving narrator (Knut Hamsun, Hunger) – he needs a meal
Prince Yakimov/Yaki (Olivia Manning – The Balkan Trilogy) another guest in need of a meal

Thomas Parker said...

If we're going to have someone from the Dance, I'd vote for Uncle Giles.